Shariah Clock

Well, many of you have heard of the Doomsday clock, which is at 5 minuet to Doomsday FYI, but not many have heard about the Shariah Clock. Think of it as being similar to the Doomsday Clock, but this one monitoring the advances of Shariah Law. When it reaches Midnight, I am leaving the fracking planet, because the entire planet will be under Shariah Law.

Well, right now it does not have an official time, but I would like to suggest that whoever is keeping track of it, we should move it two minuets closer to midnight. All of this due to the increasing craziness that is Pakistan.